WHY OLD MEN DON'T GET HIRED! Job Interview: Human Resources Manager: "What is your greatest weakness?" Old Man : "Honesty." Human Resources Manager: "I don't think honesty is a weakness." Old Man : "I don't really give a shit what you think." WH12725

An Irishman was standing at a bar and a beautiful woman was beside him, so he leans over and says,"You remind me of my little toe." She replies, "What? You mean I'm small and cute?" He says, "No. I'll probably bang you on the coffee table later when I'm drunk." Almost b...

How does the old saying go...."better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool then to open your mouth and prove it!"

Always seem like some pay more than others. We had a young man here in Omaha that was killed on the same day his 1st child was born. Can you imagine what was going thru that little ladies mind? Can you imagine that little guy's birthday? The price is not cheap is it.

A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know wh...

They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you say in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it's embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienc...

The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his ...

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement. They went to...