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by OneFreeTexan
Sat Aug 26, 2017 8:14 pm
Forum: C&R Handguns
Topic: Polish handguns
Replies: 4
Views: 523

Re: Polish handguns

Well, I had the numbers reversed, thank you,,I am not a semi fan, like revolvers. However I have. A Spanish Star which is great, Nice heavy steel...and a CZ-52 which is loads of fun to shoot at night, Reviews of the 83 are pretty good, the 64, just so so,, but hey a gun's a gun.
by OneFreeTexan
Thu Aug 24, 2017 8:27 pm
Forum: C&R Handguns
Topic: Polish handguns
Replies: 4
Views: 523

Polish handguns

I think I saw recently that JG was selling pairs of Polish handguns, one 63, and one 84,,(do I have hose numbers right) for $400.

What do you think?
by OneFreeTexan
Thu Aug 24, 2017 8:24 pm
Forum: Classic British Firearms
Topic: POF ammo
Replies: 5
Views: 507

Re: POF ammo

Thanks for the replies. I found a date on the boxes...1964, so I will assume it is corrosive and act accordingly. Too much to just throw away,,, so will enjoy shooting it up.
by OneFreeTexan
Mon Aug 21, 2017 8:03 pm
Forum: Classic British Firearms
Topic: POF ammo
Replies: 5
Views: 507

POF ammo

I assume it is Pakistani and is corrosive......???
by OneFreeTexan
Sun May 21, 2017 8:15 pm
Forum: Milsurp After Hours
Topic: Anybody who used to be a member years ago still out there?
Replies: 16
Views: 2335

Re: Anybody who used to be a member years ago still out there?

I am still here, and shoot my Enfields, my Swiss K-31's, still Have my C&R license, and now am able to pick up some American made guns 5 0 yrs old or so...Also like Star, from Spain, and FEG from Hungary, Never got into Noisy Maggots,,,, like Enfields better.
by OneFreeTexan
Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:33 am
Forum: C&R Handguns
Topic: Enfield, Number 2 Mark 1
Replies: 2
Views: 1744

Re: Enfield, Number 2 Mark 1

I have one that I bought about 6 years ago. I'll have to go see what I paid for it.
by OneFreeTexan
Wed Feb 29, 2012 9:37 am
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: All those in favor.
Replies: 0
Views: 298

All those in favor.

Fred went to see his doctor and told him, "I'm thinking of getting a vasectomy, Doc."
His doctor paused. "That's a big decision, Fred. Have you talked it over with your family?"
"Actually, I did," said Fred. "They're in favor of it 15 to 2."
by OneFreeTexan
Wed Feb 29, 2012 9:36 am
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: What he said.
Replies: 0
Views: 262

What he said.

The Indian chief introduced his wife to a newspaper reporter.

The reporter asked her name.

The chief replied, "Three Horse."

"That's a picturesque name," said the reporter. "Does it have a deep symbolism?"

"Yes," the chief replied. "Nag, nag, nag!"
by OneFreeTexan
Wed Feb 29, 2012 9:35 am
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: On the job
Replies: 0
Views: 279

On the job

My boss called me today and said, "How's it going at the office today? Is everything okay?" I told him, "Yep, all under control. It's been busy. I haven't had a break all day." "Great. Can you do me a favor?" "Sure, boss. What?" "Speed up play; I'm in the...
by OneFreeTexan
Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:37 am
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: Oh Oh
Replies: 1
Views: 290

Oh Oh

Several years ago, I came home from a business trip in a terrible storm with crashing thunder and lightning. As I entered the bedroom, I found our two frightened kids in bed with my wife. So I slept in the guest room that night. The next day, I explained to the kids that it was okay to sleep with Mo...
by OneFreeTexan
Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:32 am
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: Smart!!
Replies: 0
Views: 282

Smart!!

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that, within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
by OneFreeTexan
Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:31 am
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: I'm on a roll
Replies: 0
Views: 269

I'm on a roll

Just look at this body," boasted the fit old man to the group of young people. "Every morning I do fifty push-ups and thirty sit-ups and walk two miles. I'm fit as a fiddle! And you know why? Because I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't stay up late, AND I don't chase women!" He smil...
by OneFreeTexan
Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:30 am
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: New Bra Design
Replies: 0
Views: 294

New Bra Design

Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A & M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group o...
by OneFreeTexan
Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:29 am
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: ok
Replies: 0
Views: 241

ok

. Dead Man Talking

"...And then she asked, 'What's the best form of birth control over 50?'



And I said, 'Nudity'."
by OneFreeTexan
Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:04 am
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: Oh, My
Replies: 2
Views: 331

Oh, My

A stacked blonde appeared in a strapless evening gown that defied gravity.
"You look terrific!" said her admiring escort. "I don't see what holds that dress up!"
She murmured, "Play your cards right and you will!
by OneFreeTexan
Mon Jan 30, 2012 10:29 am
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: Dogs
Replies: 0
Views: 268

Dogs

Why Some Men Have Dogs Instead Of Wives 1. The later you are, the more happy your dog is to see you. 2. Dog's don't notice if you call them by another name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to g...
by OneFreeTexan
Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:38 am
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: Need Help
Replies: 2
Views: 364

Need Help

An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall. "Excuse me," said the man. "I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, "Of course, sir. Do you know where ...
by OneFreeTexan
Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:23 am
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: Ok, here we go.
Replies: 0
Views: 310

Ok, here we go.

There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit.So one night, while they were in the middle of a roman...
by OneFreeTexan
Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:31 am
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: This one is really bad!!
Replies: 8
Views: 515

This one is really bad!!

A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him ...
by OneFreeTexan
Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:29 am
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: Victoris's Secret
Replies: 0
Views: 325

Victoris's Secret

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife a...
by OneFreeTexan
Wed Jan 04, 2012 9:46 am
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: Words of Wisdom
Replies: 3
Views: 619

Words of Wisdom

We needed some new ones!! 1. The trouble with life is there's no background music. 2. The original point-and-click interface was a Smith & Wesson. 3. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead. 4. Procrastinate Now! 5. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive. 6. I smile beca...
by OneFreeTexan
Tue Nov 22, 2011 10:19 am
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: I have to post this...!!!
Replies: 0
Views: 282

I have to post this...!!!

'Potentially' vs. 'Realistically' A young boy went to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and realistically'? The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if should would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars," in in...
by OneFreeTexan
Thu Nov 17, 2011 2:13 pm
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: This's even worse, Karl
Replies: 1
Views: 294

This's even worse, Karl

$5.37! That's what the kid behind the counter at Taco Bell said to me. I dug into my pocket and pulled out some lint and two dimes and something that used to be a Jolly Rancher. Having already handed the kid a five-spot, I started to head back out to the truck to grab some change when the kid with t...
by OneFreeTexan
Thu Nov 17, 2011 9:58 am
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: Signs you've grown up.
Replies: 1
Views: 275

Signs you've grown up.

1. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 2. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 3. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 4. If you're a woman, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. ...
by OneFreeTexan
Thu Nov 10, 2011 12:14 pm
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: Ok
Replies: 0
Views: 276

Ok

A group of boys are playing on the playground. They begin to talk about what their fathers do for a living. One boy says, "My daddy is a doctor". The next boy says "My dad is a Policeman". The thirs boy says "My dad is a lawyer!!" The other two boys seem impressed and s...
by OneFreeTexan
Sat Oct 29, 2011 12:38 pm
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: I know it's bad, but I can't help it!!
Replies: 1
Views: 322

I know it's bad, but I can't help it!!

A policeman pulled a car over and told the driver he had won $5,000 dollars in the seatbelt competition. “What are you going to do with the money?” asked the policeman. “Well, I guess I’m going to get a drivers license”, he answered. “Oh, don’t listen to him,” said a woman in the passenger seat, “He...
by OneFreeTexan
Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:01 pm
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: Turkeys
Replies: 1
Views: 297

Turkeys

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
by OneFreeTexan
Tue Oct 04, 2011 11:42 am
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: Dirty things.
Replies: 0
Views: 293

Dirty things.

His wife said to him.."whisper dirty things in my ear!"



He whispered......................"Kitchen, living room, bathroom."






He'll be out of the hospital tomorrow!
by OneFreeTexan
Mon Oct 03, 2011 11:00 am
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: Who's boss?
Replies: 0
Views: 238

Who's boss?

A manager was complaining in a staff meeting that he wasn’t getting any respect.Later that morning he went out and got a small sign that read, “I’m the Boss”.He then taped it to his office door.Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said. ...
by OneFreeTexan
Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:50 am
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: Who's wife??
Replies: 0
Views: 263

Who's wife??

A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing interest in sex.He gives her a pill but warns her that it’s still experimental. He tells her to slip it in his mashed potatoes at dinner. At dinner that night, she does just that.About a week later she’s back at the doctor and tells him, ...

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