It's one of the current Chinese copies of a Walther Olympic (pre WW2). (As you may have noticed I like the pre-war semi-autos but can't afford an original Walther) The weird thing hanging under the barrel is a barrel weight and does nothing except aid to the balance for target shooting. The copy is ...

Needless to say, I seem to lean toward pistols....

I can't help but laugh (and cringe) every time I watch this.

Is it possible to be in more than one corner at the same time?

I think there's room in the corner for another chair......

Drat!! I was hoping to get my name on a plaque in the corner of shame......

I'll just have to try harder....

A Marine Biologist at the local Aquarium/Zoo had discovered a formula that would indefinitely extend the lives of the resident dolphins. The main ingredient in the formula was baby bird brains. One day he realized he was running low on the brains so he sent Igor, his trusty lab assistant, out for a ...

A pirate with a peg leg, a hook and an eyepatch is asked by a little kid “Mister Pirate, how did you lose your leg?” The pirate replied “Arrr, twas off the Barbary Coast when a British cannonball came through the port and carried away me leg, Arrrr.” Then the kid asked “Mr. Pirate, how did you lose ...

Very subtle..... Now go stand in the corner.

Either one ever say "I'd like to pass another kidney stone!" or would they take the other option mentioned....