The first time I heard that it was about Bill Clinton.
Vern.
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- Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:34 am
- Forum: The After Hours Funnies
- Topic: The Lie Clocks
- Replies: 2
- Views: 2395
- Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:31 am
- Forum: The After Hours Funnies
- Topic: Boeing depressurisation alert
- Replies: 2
- Views: 2449
And..............
Sudden decompression at altitude caused by a crack in the window can be fatal.
Vern.
Vern.
- Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:38 am
- Forum: The After Hours Funnies
- Topic: Gallant woman...........
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1596
Gallant woman...........
Cruise ship happenings from a lovely lady, recently widowed; MONDAY: Dear Diary ...What a wonderful cruise this is going to be! I felt singularly honored this evening. The Captain personally asked me to dine at his table. Great food and lively conversation. TUESDAY: Dear Diary ... I spent the entire...
- Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:30 am
- Forum: The After Hours Funnies
- Topic: Husbands...
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1523
Husbands...
TEN HUSBANDS A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin. What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times? "Well, husband #1 was a Sales ...
- Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:23 am
- Forum: The After Hours Funnies
- Topic: Bubba's wife.........
- Replies: 1
- Views: 2053
Bubba's wife.........
Don't send a woman to the hardware store------- Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary Louise to the hardware store. At the hardware store, Mary Louise saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Joe Bob the manager, to finish wa...
- Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:08 am
- Forum: The After Hours Funnies
- Topic: Have you met the wife?
- Replies: 5
- Views: 4136
M. I. L.
The definition of "mixed emotions" ;
Seeing your mother in law drive off a cliff in YOUR brand new pickup truck.
Vern.
Seeing your mother in law drive off a cliff in YOUR brand new pickup truck.
Vern.
- Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:14 am
- Forum: The After Hours Funnies
- Topic: YEAR'S BEST {actual} HEADLINES OF 2005: {So far }
- Replies: 3
- Views: 3128
Favorite....
My favourite (spelled it that way so those across the pond would understand ) sign in the store is ;
"Any problems void the warranty."
Vern.
"Any problems void the warranty."
Vern.
- Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:09 am
- Forum: The After Hours Funnies
- Topic: Another biker......
- Replies: 1
- Views: 2164
Another biker......
Drunk in a biker bar... A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's house ...
- Tue Oct 04, 2005 12:56 am
- Forum: Airplanes and ships
- Topic: Schwimmwagen
- Replies: 9
- Views: 5670
Oshkosh
Joe,
You actually saw the planes in that incident, that must have been a shock. I've seen the video of that crash about 50 times and am shocked each time.
Vern.
You actually saw the planes in that incident, that must have been a shock. I've seen the video of that crash about 50 times and am shocked each time.
Vern.
- Mon Sep 26, 2005 8:32 pm
- Forum: The After Hours Funnies
- Topic: Cowboy and the Genie
- Replies: 2
- Views: 2633
Euuuwwww..............
The woman at the checkout stand at the grocery store turns red as checker asks over loudspeaker, "Price check on Tampax." Reply over the loudspeaker from stockboy who thought she wanted a price on thumbtacks. "Do you mean the kind you push in with your thumb, or the ones you pound in ...