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- Mon May 04, 2009 10:58 am
- Forum: The After Hours Funnies
- Topic: Texans in Heaven
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- Views: 1039
Texans in Heaven
Gabriel came to the Lord and said " I have to talk to you. We have some Texans up here in Heaven who are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, barbecue sauce is all over their robes, their dogs are riding in the chariots, and they're wearing baseball caps a...
- Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:52 pm
- Forum: The After Hours Funnies
- Topic: Divorice
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- Views: 1037
Divorice
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.' The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?' The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.' The pharmacist's eyes ...
- Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:35 am
- Forum: The After Hours Funnies
- Topic: Busted!!
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1335
Busted!!
A man was tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and h...
- Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:51 am
- Forum: The After Hours Funnies
- Topic: A blonde in church
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1073
A blonde in church
An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to s...
- Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:27 am
- Forum: The After Hours Funnies
- Topic: Classifieds
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1108
Classifieds
The following classified ads were really placed in one newspaper or another. Enjoy! Hehehe! FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...
- Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:18 am
- Forum: The After Hours Funnies
- Topic: Taking pecautions
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1041
Taking pecautions
It vas springtime in Nordern Minnesota and da lakes vas yust beginning to thaw. Ole asked Lena, "Vould you valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral store and get me some smokes?" "Ya, sure. Give me some money," said Lena. "Nah, yust put it on our tab." Lena valked acros...
- Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:34 pm
- Forum: The After Hours Funnies
- Topic: At the emergency room
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1185
At the emergency room
A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took her husband aside and said, "I don't like the looks of your wife at all."
"Me neither, Doc," said the husband, "but she's a great cook and really good with the kids."
"Me neither, Doc," said the husband, "but she's a great cook and really good with the kids."
- Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:05 am
- Forum: The After Hours Funnies
- Topic: Two guys
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1145
Two guys
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage and family values.
Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married; did you?"
Ralph replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?"
Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married; did you?"
Ralph replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?"
- Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:50 am
- Forum: The After Hours Funnies
- Topic: Three stranded blondes.
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1214
Three stranded blondes.
Three blonde women were stranded on an island. While trying to dig their way out, one of them came across a buried lamp. Suddenly a genie appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish, in return for saving him. The first blonde woman asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into brow...
- Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:29 am
- Forum: The After Hours Funnies
- Topic: The Blind Date
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1201
The Blind Date
How was your blind date?" the co-ed asked her roommate.
"Terrible!" she answered. "He showed up driving a 1952 Rolls Royce."
"Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's wrong with that?"
"He's the original owner!"
"Terrible!" she answered. "He showed up driving a 1952 Rolls Royce."
"Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's wrong with that?"
"He's the original owner!"