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by M14man
Tue Dec 20, 2016 10:43 pm
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: You're never too old.........
Replies: 5
Views: 4323

Re: You're never too old.........

Can't tell you what day I heard the joke, but I heard it in my twentys...
I guess you can hide your own Easter eggs too as long as it was a week ago, right?
by M14man
Tue Dec 20, 2016 8:59 pm
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: You're never too old.........
Replies: 5
Views: 4323

Re: You're never too old.........

These jokes bring me back to my twenties...
because thats when I first heard them 45 years ago................
by M14man
Thu Oct 27, 2016 4:14 pm
Forum: Milsurp After Hours
Topic: Simonov SKS-45
Replies: 20
Views: 20267

Re: Simonov SKS-45

You would have a field day Mosin, if you could live here.
I have 5 SKS's, 2 unfired Yugos in cosmoline, one unfired Russian and 1 Yugo and 1 Chinese (scoped) that I shoot.
by M14man
Wed Oct 26, 2016 8:12 pm
Forum: Milsurp After Hours
Topic: Simonov SKS-45
Replies: 20
Views: 20267

Re: Simonov SKS-45

Dutch Mosin says: "What.......you can't own a SKS but you can own a 25 pounder????? That is weird and sounds illogical Peter. Must be a good reason for that but I can't think of one." My guess is because...it's Black powder, and you can't carry it around; or transport it easily. Very slow ...
by M14man
Fri Oct 14, 2016 7:54 pm
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: Should I Be Happy or Sad?
Replies: 2
Views: 3131

Re: Should I Be Happy or Sad?

I have heard the punch line as, "You screw better and last longer than any of your friends."
by M14man
Mon Oct 10, 2016 10:10 pm
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: Another king story
Replies: 0
Views: 4044

Another king story

There once was a Kingdom where the King relied heavily on the words of his fortune teller. One day the soothsayer warned the king that he had a vision where the queen would die. A day or two later his foretelling came true. The king was heartbroken,but he soon became angry believing the soothsayers ...
by M14man
Sat Oct 08, 2016 7:28 pm
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: Theres a moral to the story here...
Replies: 0
Views: 4069

Theres a moral to the story here...

OK, I made fun of Karl's king joke; so I guess I have to come back with one... Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had t...
by M14man
Sat Oct 08, 2016 7:22 pm
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: This Explains it All
Replies: 1
Views: 2615

Re: This Explains it All

and here I was hoping that the joke would be great, having held my interest, only to flop at the end.SIGH...
by M14man
Tue Aug 16, 2016 8:32 pm
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: Cruel treatment
Replies: 2
Views: 2834

Re: Cruel treatment

Let her go and then live like a king!
I bet she must have been a real bitch to live with.
by M14man
Mon Aug 01, 2016 7:59 pm
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them
Replies: 2080
Views: 857835

Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Oh I see it!
It looks like he wet his pants...