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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Postby joseyclosey » Sat Jan 27, 2018 2:30 pm

Arrr...
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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Postby Niner Delta » Sat Jan 27, 2018 8:55 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Postby DuncaninFrance » Wed Jan 31, 2018 5:23 am

:shock:
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Postby Niner » Wed Jan 31, 2018 7:02 pm

:loco:
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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Postby DuncaninFrance » Mon Feb 05, 2018 4:54 pm

:roll: :roll:
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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Postby DuncaninFrance » Tue Feb 06, 2018 9:35 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Postby DuncaninFrance » Fri Feb 09, 2018 10:54 am

German v Italian technology..................

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu_rClLis3c
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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Postby joseyclosey » Fri Feb 09, 2018 4:21 pm

;)
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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Postby DuncaninFrance » Fri Feb 09, 2018 4:27 pm

Silly bugger!
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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Postby Niner Delta » Fri Feb 09, 2018 4:50 pm

Damn....
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Postby Niner » Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:32 pm

:loco:
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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Postby DuncaninFrance » Fri Feb 16, 2018 4:26 am

:loco: :loco:
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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Postby joseyclosey » Fri Feb 16, 2018 4:37 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Postby DuncaninFrance » Tue Feb 27, 2018 10:44 am

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Postby Niner » Tue Feb 27, 2018 3:38 pm

..... :loco:
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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Postby Niner Delta » Tue Feb 27, 2018 4:47 pm

I am going to steal that one, Robert...... :mrgreen:

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Postby joseyclosey » Fri Mar 02, 2018 4:22 pm

:D
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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Postby DuncaninFrance » Mon Mar 05, 2018 7:35 am

IS IT ME or is this the height of stupidity on behalf of the person AND the journalist :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Postby Aughnanure » Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:43 pm

It ain't you [not good looking enough!!] :bigsmile:
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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Postby DuncaninFrance » Tue Mar 06, 2018 12:08 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Postby Niner » Wed Mar 07, 2018 11:06 am

Stole this one from facebook.
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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Postby Niner Delta » Wed Mar 07, 2018 9:52 pm

This joke has been around for along time and still makes me chuckle, wish it were true....... :mrgreen:

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/snap-trapped/

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And I told my son one more and I would fill in his name..... :mrgreen:


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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Postby joseyclosey » Wed Mar 14, 2018 4:38 pm

By 1950, the British Army introduced a new number system for all new recruits, commencing with 22000000. Where do you come in? Or is your number still wet? Each unit were issued a batch of numbers so dates may vary slightly depending on recruitment.

22000000 to 22199408 Carbolic Soap
22199409 to 23188252 Blanco
23188253 to 23845071 Gillette Razors
23845072 to 24057159 Beatles
24057160 to 24182227 1966 World Cup
24182228 to 24369281 before September,1975 OP Banner
24369282 to 24589196 Maggie’s Children
24589197 to 24753060 Paco Rabanne and Aramis
24753061 to ???????? still being issued, comfy helmets and a rifle you can break
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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Postby DuncaninFrance » Wed Mar 14, 2018 5:42 pm

Definitely a Paco Rabanne Man however my RNR number dates from 1975................Bet I am the only one here who served in two of the three branches of HM Forces. :cool: :cool:
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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Postby Niner Delta » Wed Mar 14, 2018 7:31 pm

Sorry Joe, I don't get it??

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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Postby DuncaninFrance » Thu Mar 15, 2018 3:41 am

Basically Vern, you see the numbers. If your British Army Number was, for instance, 238455100 then you enlisted at a time when it was The Beatles era....... My Army number puts me in the Paco Rabanne era because my first 4 are 2474 :cool: :razz:
If your number was 24753061 or after then you are in the current series and have to put up with a shit rifle :roll:
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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Postby joseyclosey » Thu Mar 15, 2018 4:38 pm

2427**** :GBR:
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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Postby Niner Delta » Thu Mar 15, 2018 6:27 pm

OK, now I get it, Duncan...... I also had to look up Blanco, had never heard of it.
As they say, two countries separated by a common language............ :mrgreen:


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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Postby DuncaninFrance » Wed Mar 21, 2018 5:24 pm

:roll: :roll:
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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Postby DuncaninFrance » Sun Apr 01, 2018 5:20 am

:loco:
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