I met a Magical Fairy yesterday who said she would grant me one wish.
"I wish to live forever", I said.
"Sorry", said the fairy. "I'm not allowed to grant that particular wish."
"Fine," I said, "then I want to die the day after Congress is filled with
honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the
people's best interest!"
"You crafty bastard," replied the fairy.
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Clever.............
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Niner Delta
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Clever.............
Peace is that brief, quiet moment in history.......... when everybody stands around reloading.
Re: Clever.............
Funny...but true to life. 
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Re: Clever.............
Applies "Down Under" as well.
Self Defence is not only a Right, it is an Obligation.
Eoin.
Eoin.