Remember Sister Bertha Better-Than-You?

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Remember Sister Bertha Better-Than-You?

Postby Karl/Pa. » Thu Jun 06, 2013 12:11 pm

The church gossip, and self-appointed arbiter of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several church members were unappreciative of her activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being drunk after she saw his pickup truck parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon.

She commented to George on a Sunday morning, in the company of many, that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.

George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny; he said nothing.

Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of her house and left it there all night.

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Re: Remember Sister Bertha Better-Than-You?

Postby M14man » Thu Jun 06, 2013 10:41 pm

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Re: Remember Sister Bertha Better-Than-You?

Postby joseyclosey » Fri Jun 07, 2013 3:02 am

Good ole George. :lol:

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