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President Trump

Postby Karl/Pa. » Mon May 09, 2016 11:54 am

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East. Two million Muslims die and over a million are injured.

Iraq, Iran and Syria are totally ruined and the governments don't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.The rest of the world is in shock.

Britain is sending troops to help keep the peace.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil & monetary assistance.

Latin American countries are sending clothing.

New Zealand and Australia are sending sheep, cattle and food crops.

The Asian countries are sending labor to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.

Canada is sending medical teams and supplies.

President Trump, not to be outdone, is sending back two million replacement Muslims.

What a guy!
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Re: President Trump

Postby DuncaninFrance » Mon May 09, 2016 2:36 pm

Just a minute while I get my razor....................
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Re: President Trump

Postby Niner Delta » Tue May 10, 2016 4:29 pm

Seems like only yesterday this joke was about sending replacement Mexicans back to
Mexico after the earthquake................. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


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