At the bar.....

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Niner Delta
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At the bar.....

Post by Niner Delta » Tue May 10, 2016 4:36 pm


Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him,
looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen here, good looking. I will screw anybody, anytime,
anywhere, their place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up,
sitting down, naked or with clothes on... It doesn't matter to me. I just love it."


His eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding... I work for the Government too.
Are you federal or state?"



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