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Karl/Pa.
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Donation Request

Post by Karl/Pa. » Sat Jun 11, 2016 12:35 pm

Dear Friends:

I have the distinguished honor of being a member of the Committee to raise $50,000,000 for a monument to Hillary R. Clinton.
We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for her two faces.
We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington, D.C. Hall of Fame.
We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed.
It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington who never told a lie or beside Barack Hussein Obama who never told the truth
since Hillary could never tell the difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus the greatest Democrat of them all.
He left not knowing where he was going and when he got there he did not know where he was.
He returned not knowing where he had been and did it all on someone else's money.
Thank you,

Hillary R. Clinton Monument Committee

PS - The Committee has raised $2.16 so far this year
Karl

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Re: Donation Request

Post by DuncaninFrance » Sat Jun 11, 2016 12:59 pm

Where's my razor :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Re: Donation Request

Post by Niner » Sat Jun 11, 2016 2:58 pm

I like that one Karl.
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Re: Donation Request

Post by Aughnanure » Wed Jun 15, 2016 8:43 pm

An oldy but a goldy :bigsmile:
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Re: Donation Request

Post by Niner Delta » Thu Jun 16, 2016 7:19 pm

It shows up every election, they just change the names........ :lol:


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