Two African cannibals were talking and the one was complaining,
"I've been cooking and eating monks and I can never get then tender, they always come out tough and chewy".
The other cannibal asked "How are you cooking them"?
And the first one replied "I've tried boiling, baking and roasting them and nothing works".
"What kind of monks are you using?"
"Those ones down by the river with the brown robes and the funny hair cuts."
"Well that's your problem, they're friars."
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