Before Marriage .....

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Karl/Pa.
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Before Marriage .....

Post by Karl/Pa. » Mon Aug 01, 2016 12:01 pm

He : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She : Do you want me to leave?
He : No! Don't even think about it.
She : Do you love me?
He : Of course! Over and over!
She : Have you ever cheated on me?
He : No! Why are you even asking?
She : Will you kiss me?
He : Every chance i get.
She : Will you hit me?
He : Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She : Can i trust you?
He : Yes.
She : Darling!

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