This will no doubt put Coca Cola out of business in the near future…!
The Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and this new product will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day...There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2025, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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McVITTIES BISCUITS ARE NOW ADDING VIAGRA POWDER TO THEIR PRODUCTS. IT WON'T IMPROVE YOUR SEX LIFE BUT IT STOPS THE BISCUITS GOING SOFT WHEN YOU DUNK THEM.................. 
Duncan
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
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In our local nursing homes they give the male patients a glass of cocoa and a Viagra tablet at bedtime, the cocoa helps them sleep and the pill stops them from rolling out of bed.
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