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Karl/Pa.
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Power Outage

Postby Karl/Pa. » Tue Sep 27, 2016 7:18 am

Due to a power outage, the house was very dark. The paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

After little Connor was born, the paramedic lifted him by his feet and spanked him on the bottom. He began to cry.

The paramedic then asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. She quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place, spank him again!"
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Re: Power Outage

Postby DuncaninFrance » Tue Sep 27, 2016 8:31 am

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