A man gets drafted

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A man gets drafted

Post by Niner » Sat Oct 08, 2016 12:09 pm

A man goes for his physical after being drafted. He figured he didn't want to be all that cooperative, after all it wasn't his idea to be here.
He's shown an eye chart and the asked if he could read the letters.
He answers, what letters?
Good, says the man administering the exam, you passed the hearing test.
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