A wife and her husband were sitting down for breakfast one morning. The husband is drinking his coffee and his wife is reading her paper.
The husband looks at his wife and says,
"Honey, we've been married for 20yrs. I want you to tell me something that's going to make me both happy and sad at the same time."
His wife thinks for a few minutes, looks at her husband and says,
"Your penis is bigger than your brother's"
Should I Be Happy or Sad?
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Should I Be Happy or Sad?
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Re: Should I Be Happy or Sad?
Reminds me of the definition of "mixed emotions"......
It's watching your mother-in-law drive over a cliff.... in your brand new pickup truck....
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It's watching your mother-in-law drive over a cliff.... in your brand new pickup truck....
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Peace is that brief, quiet moment in history.......... when everybody stands around reloading.
Re: Should I Be Happy or Sad?
I have heard the punch line as, "You screw better and last longer than any of your friends."