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Should I Be Happy or Sad?

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 11:52 am
by Karl/Pa.
A wife and her husband were sitting down for breakfast one morning. The husband is drinking his coffee and his wife is reading her paper.

The husband looks at his wife and says,

"Honey, we've been married for 20yrs. I want you to tell me something that's going to make me both happy and sad at the same time."

His wife thinks for a few minutes, looks at her husband and says,

"Your penis is bigger than your brother's"

Re: Should I Be Happy or Sad?

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 7:44 pm
by Niner Delta
Reminds me of the definition of "mixed emotions"......

It's watching your mother-in-law drive over a cliff.... in your brand new pickup truck.... :mrgreen:



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Re: Should I Be Happy or Sad?

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 7:54 pm
by M14man
I have heard the punch line as, "You screw better and last longer than any of your friends."