Copper implants allow ISIS terrorists to speak DIRECTLY TO ALLAH

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Karl/Pa.
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Copper implants allow ISIS terrorists to speak DIRECTLY TO ALLAH

Post by Karl/Pa. » Mon Oct 24, 2016 1:06 pm

COPPER COATED MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS ISIS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO ALLAH

The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.

When properly installed, it will instantly allow the terrorist to speak to ALLAH.

It comes in various sizes: Generally from ..223 to .50 cal.

The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection.

No Anesthetic is required. The implant is likely to be painless.

Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches or pains are extremely temporary.

Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, it’s not noticeable.

Please enjoy the security provided for you by the Armed Forces of America.

Best regards,
Karl

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