Einstein was born March 14, 1879. He would be 135 if he were alive today.
Few people remember that he married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his
first marriage failed in 1919. At the time he stated that he was attracted to
Elsa“because she was so well endowed”. He postulated that if you are
attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if
there is a DNA connection.
This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of RelativeTitty
Einstein's Other Theory
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Karl/Pa.
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Einstein's Other Theory
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Ban grated cheese. Make America grate again.
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Ban grated cheese. Make America grate again.
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DuncaninFrance
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CORNER!
Duncan
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
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You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
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Like they say.....Incest is fine.....as long as you keep it in the family....... 
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Which reminds me; Incest's seriousness wanes as the participants get older, 16 and 26, serious; 26 and 36, not good; 36 and 46, not to worry mush; 46 and 56, no worries; 56 and 66 who cares from then on.
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