You're never too old.........

[Niner Delta]

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's
house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grand mother replied "He had a heart attack while
we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grand mother that two people nearly 100 years old
having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

Oh no, my dear, replied granny. "Many years ago, realising our advanced age, we figured out the best time
to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even.
Nothing too strenuous, simply, in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the damn ice cream truck hadn't come along."


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[Niner]

[M14man]

These jokes bring me back to my twenties...
because thats when I first heard them 45 years ago................

[Niner]

There you go... remembering stuff that somebody told you 45 years ago. So what did you have for lunch Monday a week ago? Do you remember what clothes you had on Monday a week ago? Do you remember what you did Monday a week ago? Do you remember what anybody told you Monday a week ago...about anything?

Never mind... I can't either.

[M14man]

Can't tell you what day I heard the joke, but I heard it in my twentys...
I guess you can hide your own Easter eggs too as long as it was a week ago, right?

[Aughnanure]

I can remember hiding Easter Eggs for the youngest and then finding one six months later, even though I was sure that they'd all been found.

Fortunately it was solid chocolate, didn't taste bad either.