A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged,balding man standing at the counter methodically placing"Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all overthem. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts sprayingscent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to thebalding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says"I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.
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- Karl/Pa.
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Ban grated cheese. Make America grate again.
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Ban grated cheese. Make America grate again.