Blind date

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Blind date

Post by joseyclosey » Tue Mar 07, 2017 4:15 pm

My mate set me up for a blind date.




He said she's a lovely girl but there's something you should know; she's expecting a baby.






I felt a right idiot waiting in the pub just wearing a nappy .....

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Re: Blind date

Post by DuncaninFrance » Tue Mar 07, 2017 5:46 pm

:shock: :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Re: Blind date

Post by M14man » Tue Mar 07, 2017 9:19 pm

lemme guess ....nappy in limey=diaper in Merican...
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Re: Blind date

Post by Niner » Tue Mar 07, 2017 11:54 pm

In American spelling it could also mean an award.

http://www.milsurpafterhours.com/bb/vie ... ppy#p49041
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