It could have happened.........

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It could have happened.........

Postby DuncaninFrance » Fri Mar 31, 2017 5:34 pm

So Martin Mcguinness arrives at the gates of Heaven.

St. Peter asks "Why waste your time coming here?"

Martin "Well I did try to phone first"

St Peter "To say what exactly!"

Martin "You've 30 mins to get out"
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
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Re: It could have happened.........

Postby Niner Delta » Fri Mar 31, 2017 6:42 pm

Is that because the IRA was going to blow up heaven??? (I had to google him)
Otherwise I don't get it....


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Re: It could have happened.........

Postby DuncaninFrance » Sat Apr 01, 2017 2:30 am

The IRA used to give a warning before they bombed somewhere but that changed as the bastards got nastier.....
Duncan

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.

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