You've seen all the commercials, but what *really* happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting more than 4 hours?
I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.. The woman I was speaking with said she was the only pharmacist and since she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees.
She asked if she could help me. I said that I really would have preferred to speak with a male pharmacist. She assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.
I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but here goes. I get erections every day that last more than four hours. This condition causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?"
The Pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister. When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and here's the absolute best we can do:
** Free room and board
** 1/3 ownership in the store,
** a company pickup truck,
** a king size bed and
** $3,000 a month in living expenses."*
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Yes, it should be than, not then.........
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