At The Drug Store

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At The Drug Store

Postby Karl/Pa. » Thu Apr 06, 2017 1:25 pm

You've seen all the commercials, but what *really* happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting more than 4 hours?
I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.. The woman I was speaking with said she was the only pharmacist and since she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees.
She asked if she could help me. I said that I really would have preferred to speak with a male pharmacist. She assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.

I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but here goes. I get erections every day that last more than four hours. This condition causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?"
The Pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister. When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and here's the absolute best we can do:
** Free room and board
** 1/3 ownership in the store,
** a company pickup truck,
** a king size bed and
** $3,000 a month in living expenses."*

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Re: At The Drug Store

Postby DuncaninFrance » Thu Apr 06, 2017 4:48 pm

:loco: :loco: :loco:

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Re: At The Drug Store

Postby Niner Delta » Thu Apr 06, 2017 5:04 pm

Yes, it should be than, not then......... :cool:


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