Milsurp After Hours

A young teenage male walks into a drug store and sheepishly asks the cost of a small box of condoms. The druggist replies that the cost is $2.95.

The young customer asks for a box of the condoms.

The druggist gets the box and tells him it will be $3.20.

But I thought they were $2.95.

The salesman replies that tax is 25 cents.

The astonished young man says "Tacks! I thought you just rolled them on."

A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she
finally got to the checkout, she learned one of her items had no price.
She thought she'd die of embarrassment when the checkout assistant got
on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear, "Price check
on lane thirteen. Tampax. Supersize."
As if that wasn't bad enough, the person looking for the price
misunderstood the word "Tampax" for "Thumbtacks." In a businesslike
tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom, "Do you want the kind you
push in with your thumb or the kind you pound in with a hammer?"


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