Missing person report

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Missing person report

Post by Niner » Fri Apr 28, 2017 10:20 am

A husband went to the sheriffs department to report his wife missing.

Husband: My wife is missing she went shopping yesterday and hasn't come home.

Sergeant: What is her height?

Husband: Gee, I'm not sure a little over five foot tall.

Sergeant: Weight?

Husband: Don't know, not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant: Color of eyes?

Husband: Umm... blue? .. gray?....green? Definitely not brown.

Sergeant: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes a few times a year, blondish maybe.

Sergeant: What was she wearing?

Husband: Clothes of some sort.

Sergeant: What was she driving?

Husband: My truck.

Sergeant: What kind of truck is it?



Husband: Brand new 2017 Ford F150 King Ranch 4 x 4 with eco-boost 5.0L V6 engine special order manual transmission. Custom white cover for the bed of the truck. Custom leather seats and "Bubba" floor mats. Trailer package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21- channel cb radio, six cup holders, four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelin's. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door. At this point the husband starts sobbing uncontrollably.



Sergeant: Don't worry buddy we'll find your truck!
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Re: Missing person report

Post by DuncaninFrance » Fri Apr 28, 2017 10:40 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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