Old Cowboy's Shave

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Old Cowboy's Shave

Postby Karl/Pa. » Thu May 04, 2017 12:45 pm

An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Red Lodge, Montana for a shave and a haircut.

He tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he’s finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he’d had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed the little ball.

The barber replied, “Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does”.
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Re: Old Cowboy's Shave

Postby Niner Delta » Thu May 04, 2017 5:59 pm

This is a funny joke......... but.
About 3 months ago my dentist was fitting a gold crown on the back upper molar on the right side.
He was checking the fit before adding the permanent cement. As he was taking
off the tooth, it slipped and fell down into the back of my throat. I instantly sat up and coughed so
I didn't gag and swallow it, luckily I caught it in my hand as it shot out. I asked the dentist what would
we have done if I had swallowed it......... all he said was.... "You don't want to know."
And I still don't want to know....... :shock:


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Re: Old Cowboy's Shave

Postby Karl/Pa. » Thu May 04, 2017 10:54 pm

Bite yourself in the arse?
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Re: Old Cowboy's Shave

Postby Niner Delta » Fri May 05, 2017 9:12 pm

:mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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