Feeling safe.......

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Niner Delta
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Feeling safe.......

Post by Niner Delta » Wed May 17, 2017 5:48 pm

I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.

I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way and security can't pat me down. If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.

Hot Dog!!!...Safe at last...... :mrgreen:


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Re: Feeling safe.......

Post by DuncaninFrance » Thu May 18, 2017 2:13 am

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Post by Karl/Pa. » Mon May 22, 2017 9:54 am

LUV IT!!!
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Post by Aughnanure » Mon May 22, 2017 7:38 pm

I stole it and put it on an Australian site where it was well received. :bigsmile:
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Re: Feeling safe.......

Post by Niner Delta » Tue May 23, 2017 6:43 pm

Obviously I stole it too, I'm not clever enough to think this stuff up........ :mrgreen:

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