Milsurp After Hours

I was in a bar the other night when some guy collapsed and the waitress screamed 'does anyone know cpr?' I yelled yeah, I know the entire alphabet! We all laughed and laughed. Well, except for one guy.

That's the kind of humor that got me thrown out of a restaurant for ordering..........
"One hot waitress to go.....with no dressing."
........I still can't go back there......

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