'Geography' of a Woman AND a Man!

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'Geography' of a Woman AND a Man!

Postby Niner Delta » Wed May 31, 2017 6:14 pm


GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN ...........

Between birth and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, very well developed and open to trade, especially for cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Italy, lost some wars, won some battles, haunted by past mistakes, but still very strong and proud.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are now largely un-patrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Off the beaten path, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...still desirable but only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge and true love dare visit there.

GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN .........

Between 1 and 78, a man is like North Korea............. ruled by a dick.


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Re: 'Geography' of a Woman AND a Man!

Postby Niner » Wed May 31, 2017 6:46 pm

How poetic. :loco:

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