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Sensible explanation..........

Postby DuncaninFrance » Tue Jun 13, 2017 5:52 am

The Police found a large number of dead crows on a level crossing just outside Harpenden early last week, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu.
The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.
By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trains, while only 2% were killed by cars.
The investigators then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of train kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.
They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "train"
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Postby Niner Delta » Tue Jun 13, 2017 5:31 pm

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Postby Aughnanure » Tue Jun 27, 2017 7:34 am

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