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This was scarey......
Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2017 7:30 pm
by Niner Delta
Wow!!!!! You will not believe what happened earlier today! I pulled in to the gas station to get gas and something to drink. When I was walking in to pay, I noticed this cop watching a woman who was smoking while pumping gas. I saw her and thought, "Is this lady stupid or crazy?!!" And with the cop right there too? But anyway, I went inside to get my drink. As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming. I looked out the door and the woman's arm was on fire! She was waving her arm and running around going crazy! I went outside and the cop had put her on the ground and was putting the fire out with his jacket!! Then he put handcuffs on her and threw her in his cop car. I was thinking "What kind of idiot smokes near a gas pump?""
I asked the cop what he was arresting her for, and he said ... "WAVING A FIREARM!"
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Re: This was scarey......
Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2017 11:09 pm
by Niner
ugh....
Re: This was scarey......
Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2017 12:16 pm
by Karl/Pa.
Are the corners full? Are there no more workhouses? Are the treadmills still functioning? Are the sharks not hungry?
Re: This was scarey......
Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2017 2:17 pm
by joseyclosey
Jeez Vern....
Re: This was scarey......
Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2017 5:07 pm
by Niner Delta
Karl/Pa. wrote:Are the corners full? Are there no more workhouses? Are the treadmills still functioning? Are the sharks not hungry?
This from Karl, the "King of Bad Jokes".............
Re: This was scarey......
Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 9:36 am
by M14man
I know who stays up late at night looking for the worst jokes ever to post.
[HINt-HINT] Use that time to look for good jokes.
Re: This was scarey......
Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 6:17 pm
by Niner Delta
I don't look for any jokes, if they happen to pop up where I'm looking for other things....well... 
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Re: This was scarey......
Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 8:28 pm
by Niner
I kind of like that joke. It was successful in getting enough attention for some comments. Maybe we should have a worst bad joke contest.