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Always Trust a Pilot

Postby Karl/Pa. » Tue Jul 18, 2017 10:25 pm

During a commercial airline flight an Air Force Pilot was seated next
to a young mother with a babe in arms.

When the baby began crying during the descent for landing,
the mother began nursing the infant as discreetly as possible.

The pilot pretended not to notice and, upon disembarking,
he gallantly offered his assistance to help with the various baby-related items.

When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the pilot responded,
"Gosh, that's a good looking baby..and he sure was hungry!"

Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said that the time spent on the breast would help alleviate the pressure in the baby's ears.

The Air Force Pilot sadly shook his head, and in true pilot fashion exclaimed,
"And all these years, I've been chewing gum.
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