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Burial Plans

Postby Karl/Pa. » Sat Aug 05, 2017 10:31 pm

A man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a
confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would
shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back
and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. Then
one evening, he died when he was 98.

After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you
afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt
you for the rest of your life?"

The wife said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down...and I know he
won't ask for directions."

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