Famous Last Words......

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Famous Last Words......

Postby Niner Delta » Sun Aug 06, 2017 6:01 pm

"It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du...".

"Don't touch the red button!"

Gee, that's a cute tattoo.

It's fireproof.

What does this button do?

So, you're a cannibal.

Are you sure the power is off?

Pull the pin and count to what?

Don’t worry, it has airbags.

Hey, what’s that buzzing noise?

Don’t worry, its not that deep.

No, he doesn’t bite?.

Hey look, a light at the end of the tunnel.

I can pass this guy.

My brakes are fine.

Nice doggy.

I think it's trying to communicate...

"Homicidal Tendencies"?

"Na, I don't think I need to go to the hospital."


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