Seenager
Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 11:56 am
I just discovered my age group! I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50-60 years later.
I don't have to go to school or work
I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad.
I don't have a curfew.
I have a driver's license and my own car.
I am never asked for my ID when entering a bar or liquor store.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, we are relieved we aren't thinking about it all the time any more.
And I don't have acne.
No fear of lack of education if you are a Seenager. If you haven't learned it already you obviously never needed to know it to live this long. At the same time the brains of older people are slow only because they know so much.
It just takes longer to recall facts because of way more information in their brains. Scientists believe this condition also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear. Another actual benefit of being a seenager is that older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for,which may be of concern, but, it is NOT a memory problem, it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise without going to a gym class.
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50-60 years later.
I don't have to go to school or work
I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad.
I don't have a curfew.
I have a driver's license and my own car.
I am never asked for my ID when entering a bar or liquor store.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, we are relieved we aren't thinking about it all the time any more.
And I don't have acne.
No fear of lack of education if you are a Seenager. If you haven't learned it already you obviously never needed to know it to live this long. At the same time the brains of older people are slow only because they know so much.
It just takes longer to recall facts because of way more information in their brains. Scientists believe this condition also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear. Another actual benefit of being a seenager is that older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for,which may be of concern, but, it is NOT a memory problem, it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise without going to a gym class.
