pleading innocent

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joseyclosey
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pleading innocent

Post by joseyclosey » Fri Apr 06, 2018 3:06 am

I'm in court tomorrow for murdering my neighbour with a sanding block...I'm pleading innocent though.....
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I only wanted to rough him up a bit.
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Re: pleading innocent

Post by DuncaninFrance » Fri Apr 06, 2018 4:18 am

:loco: :loco: :loco: :loco: :loco:
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Re: pleading innocent

Post by Niner Delta » Fri Apr 06, 2018 7:36 pm

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