Gift Horse?

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Gift Horse?

Postby DuncaninFrance » Sat Jun 23, 2018 12:31 pm

My mother-in-law bought a talking parrot, but she took it back a week later.
"This parrot hasn't said anything!" she complained.
"I haven't had a bloody chance yet!" replied the parrot.

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