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Postby DuncaninFrance » Tue Jul 17, 2018 3:52 pm

A man walks into the confessional box in Paris and says father I have sinned.
What is your sin my son asks the priest.
I have been hiding a resistance fighter from the germans father.
That is not a sin my son that is the work of a brave man.
But father i have been charging him 50 Francs a week to hide in my attic.

Hmmmm says the father that is not so good but you are still a brave man.




There's one more thing father should I tell him the war is over. :shock:
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