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Shopping.....

Postby DuncaninFrance » Wed Aug 01, 2018 5:41 am

There's a new supermarket in Blaye that's recently opened. It's got an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk aisle, you hear cows mooing and there's a scent of fresh hay. When you approach the eggs, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.


I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
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