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Postby Niner Delta » Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:35 pm

I met a Magical Fairy yesterday who said she would grant me one wish.

"I wish to live forever", I said.

"Sorry", said the fairy. "I'm not allowed to grant that particular wish."

"Fine," I said, "then I want to die the day after Congress is filled with
honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the
people's best interest!"

"You crafty bastard," replied the fairy.


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Re: Clever.............

Postby Niner » Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:23 pm

Funny...but true to life. :bigsmile:
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Re: Clever.............

Postby Aughnanure » Mon Nov 26, 2018 6:14 pm

Applies "Down Under" as well.
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