The computer

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fritz501
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The computer

Post by fritz501 » Mon Jun 13, 2005 12:07 am

Memory was something you lost with age


> An application was for employment


> A program was a TV show


> A cursor used profanity


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> A keyboard was a piano


> A web was a spider's home


> A virus was the flu


> A CD was a bank account


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> A hard drive was a long trip on the road


> A mouse pad was where a mouse lived


> And if you had a 3 inch floppy ..


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> ... you just hoped nobody ever found out


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fritz

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Re: The computer

Post by joseyclosey » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:05 pm

:lol:; :lol:; :lol:;

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