You're Gonna Hate Me For This......

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Karl/Pa.
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You're Gonna Hate Me For This......

Post by Karl/Pa. » Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:35 pm

The French will eat almost anything. A young cook decided that the French would enjoy feasting on rabbits and decided to raise rabbits in Paris and sell them to the finer restaurants in the city. He searched all over Paris seeking a suitable place to raise his rabbits. None could be found. Finally, an old priest at the cathedral said he could have a small area behind the rectory for his rabbits. He successfully raised a number of them, and when he went about Paris selling them, a restaurant owner asked him where he got such fresh rabbits. The young man replied, "I raise them myself, near the cathedral. In fact, I have ... a hutch back of Notre Dame.
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Post by joseyclosey » Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:52 pm

Yep , I hate you :lol:
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Post by Aughnanure » Sat Dec 23, 2006 4:11 am

Yep, 'an Ah hate yew too.
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Post by DuncaninFrance » Sat Dec 23, 2006 12:01 pm

"Quasi, where is my wok, I want to cook chinese for tea"

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