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Post by Karl/Pa. » Sun Apr 01, 2007 8:41 am

If a grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France would it result in Linoleum Blownapart?

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Post by Aughnanure » Sun Apr 01, 2007 4:57 pm

One is likely to fall in Sth.Cent.Penn. :roll:
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if it was in paris

Post by DuncaninFrance » Sun Apr 01, 2007 5:02 pm

The perpetrator could be designated "IN SEINE"
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Post by Aughnanure » Sun Apr 01, 2007 10:15 pm

Anymore of that an' I'll have you blayed alive :idea: :roll:
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Aughnanure !

Post by DuncaninFrance » Mon Apr 02, 2007 2:37 am

I have to draw the line here ________________ and explain!

BLAYE is pronounced Bly as in try - so back to the planche à dessin mon ami :ENG: :FRA: :roll: :roll:
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Post by Aughnanure » Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:08 am

Well ! Cor Blaye me :!:
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GOT IT MON BRAVE

Post by DuncaninFrance » Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:11 am

Now - don't let it out again :lol: :lol:
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