Japanese Bride

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Japanese Bride

Post by Karl/Pa. » Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:31 pm

A young Japanese girl had been taught all her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him. So the first morning of her honeymoon the young Japanese bride crawled out of bed after making love, stooped down to pick up her husband's clothes and accidentally lets out a big fart. She looked up and said, "Aww so sowwy, excuse prease, front hole so happy, back hole laugh out loud !!"
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Post by DuncaninFrance » Tue Apr 03, 2007 2:37 am

U SIRRY IRRIOT :mad:
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