Bad purchase. Bed for sale

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Bad purchase. Bed for sale

Post by Niner » Sun May 20, 2007 11:35 pm

I am trying to sell a bed frame I recently purchased. I ordered it over the Internet - it was a bit of an impulse buy. Now that it's arrived, I realize that it doesn't go with any of my other oak furniture.

I can't send it back because it was made to order. The bed frame is 100% hand carved and imported from India . The mattress is orthopedic, brand new, and hasn't been slept on.

I thought I would give you first dibs, but if you know of anyone else who might be interested please forward this, as I'd like to sell it ASAP.

I haven't named a price yet, but if you're interested let me know and we'll work something out.

Anyway, have a look below and let me know.

Can't see why Duncan wouldn't want it for one of his tourist suites.
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Post by Niner Delta » Mon May 21, 2007 12:29 am

I showed my wife and she doesn't want to buy it, she said it would be too hardon her back. :roll: :roll:

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WHERE DOES IT PLUG IN?

Post by DuncaninFrance » Mon May 21, 2007 2:37 am

Can't see why Duncan wouldn't want it for one of his tourist suites.
I shall treat that with the contempt it deserves my man!! :cool:
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Post by Aughnanure » Mon May 21, 2007 3:42 pm

Somebody's made a cock-up.
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Post by Woftam » Tue May 22, 2007 5:02 am

Somebody's made a cock-up.
....or four.
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Post by stripperclip » Tue May 22, 2007 1:18 pm

is that a king or a queen :D
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Post by Karl/Pa. » Tue May 22, 2007 4:09 pm

stripperclip wrote:is that a king or a queen :D
Its whatever you want it to be.

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