Turkeys

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OneFreeTexan
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Turkeys

Post by OneFreeTexan » Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:01 pm

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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Re: Turkeys

Post by Karl/Pa. » Fri Oct 14, 2011 11:36 am

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