I know it's bad, but I can't help it!!

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OneFreeTexan
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I know it's bad, but I can't help it!!

Post by OneFreeTexan » Sat Oct 29, 2011 12:38 pm

A policeman pulled a car over and told the driver he had won $5,000 dollars in the seatbelt competition. “What are you going to do with the money?” asked the policeman. “Well, I guess I’m going to get a drivers license”, he answered. “Oh, don’t listen to him,” said a woman in the passenger seat, “He’s a smart aleck when he’s drunk.” Then the guy in the backseat said, “I knew we wouldn’t get far in a stolen car.” At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, “Are we over the border yet?
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Re: I know it's bad, but I can't help it!!

Post by Aughnanure » Sun Oct 30, 2011 3:44 am

You were right on target there; Bad is the X ring.
Self Defence is not only a Right, it is an Obligation.

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